Alstonville Country Cottages

Alstonville Country Cottages Overview

You know what caught me off guard about Alstonville Country Cottages? The peace and quiet – I mean, sure, it’s literally on Cemetery Road (which sounds way more ominous than it actually is), but honestly, that just means you’re tucked away from all the tourist chaos that hits the main drags around Byron Bay. The cottages themselves are nothing fancy – we’re talking proper 3-star territory here – but there’s something really genuine about the whole setup that had me sleeping better than I have in months. The owner clearly knows what they’re doing because everything just… works. Hot water pressure’s decent, the beds don’t creak when you roll over, and there’s this lovely morning quiet where all you hear are the local birds having their daily gossip session.

What really sold me on this place is how it sits in relation to everything else you’d actually want to do around here. You’re maybe ten minutes from the Alstonville Plateau, which honestly has some of the best views of the coast without the crowds – locals seem to keep that one to themselves. The whole area’s got this rolling green thing going on that’s pretty spectacular if you’re coming from the city, and the cottage windows frame it perfectly. I spent way too much time just sitting on the little porch with my coffee, watching the morning mist do its thing across the fields. The check-in was refreshingly straightforward too – none of that over-the-top hospitality theater you get at some places, just genuine helpfulness when you need it. Parking’s right there (small blessing, but you know how it is when you’re dragging luggage), and the Wi-Fi actually reaches the bedroom, which… look, I wasn’t supposed to be working, but these things matter.

Here’s the thing though – this isn’t where you go if you want to stumble out your door into restaurants and nightlife. Alstonville’s got a few decent spots for dinner, but you’re really using this as your base camp for exploring the Northern Rivers properly. Twenty minutes gets you to Ballina’s beaches, half an hour to Byron if you must, but honestly, the sweet spot is all the smaller coastal towns and hinterland drives that most people rush past. The cottage gave me that perfect end-of-day retreat feeling – you know, when you’ve been out exploring all day and you just want somewhere comfortable and quiet to decompress. That 9.0 rating makes total sense once you realize what they’re actually going for here. It’s not trying to be luxury, it’s just trying to be really, really good at being a peaceful country cottage, and frankly, they’ve nailed it.