ELVIS, King Of The Caravans, 6 Berth

ELVIS, King Of The Caravans, 6 Berth Overview

Okay, so ELVIS is definitely not what you’re expecting when you book accommodation in Port Seton – and I mean that in the best possible way. This is basically a themed caravan that someone had way too much fun decorating, and honestly? It works. You’re staying in what’s essentially a mobile home that’s been transformed into this over-the-top Elvis shrine, complete with all the sequins and memorabilia you’d expect. The whole thing sounds completely ridiculous until you’re actually there, and then you realize it’s kind of brilliant.

The location on Links Road puts you right in the heart of this little coastal town, which most people just drive through on their way to North Berwick but actually has its own charm. You’re literally a two-minute walk from the beach – not the Instagram-perfect kind, but the real Scottish seaside where locals walk their dogs and kids build sandcastles that look more like mud fortresses. There’s something refreshingly honest about Port Seton that makes staying in an Elvis caravan feel perfectly normal. The six-berth setup means there’s actually decent space for families or groups, though you’ll definitely be getting cozy with whoever you’re traveling with. Parking isn’t a nightmare like it is in Edinburgh (just 20 minutes up the road), and the check-in process is straightforward – no fancy lobby nonsense, just keys and clear instructions.

What really gets me about this place is how committed they are to the theme without making it feel like a tourist trap. Sure, there are Elvis photos everywhere and the décor is… well, let’s call it enthusiastic, but everything actually functions properly. The kitchen works, the beds are comfortable enough, and you’ve got everything you need for a proper stay. It’s kitsch done right, if that makes sense. The 8.8 rating isn’t just people being generous because it’s quirky – it’s genuinely a well-thought-out experience. You know what surprised me most? How quiet it gets at night. Port Seton isn’t exactly a party town, so once the evening settles in, you can actually hear the waves if you open a window. During summer you’ll have other families around, but it never feels crowded or chaotic. If you’re looking for something completely different from your standard Premier Inn experience, and you don’t mind embracing the absurdity of sleeping in the King’s caravan by the sea, this is actually a pretty special little getaway. Just don’t expect room service – though honestly, that’s part of what makes it fun.