The Castleton

HOTEL OVERVIEW

Look, I’ll be honest – when I first saw The Castleton’s address and realized it’s technically in a caravan park, I had some serious doubts. But honestly? This place completely turned my expectations upside down. The Castleton sits in Glenfinart just outside Ardentinny, and once you’re there, you understand why someone chose this exact spot. You’re literally looking out over Loch Long with the hills rolling down to the water, and it’s the kind of view that makes you forget you’re only about an hour from Glasgow.

What struck me first was how the owners have created something genuinely special without trying to be flashy about it. There’s no official star rating because, well, it doesn’t fit into those neat little boxes – and that’s actually part of its charm. The rooms have this really thoughtful design where everything feels intentional but not overly precious. You know what I mean? Like someone put real care into the details without making it feel like a showroom. The bathroom products smelled incredible (some local Scottish brand I’d never heard of), and they’d left proper coffee beans with a grinder rather than those awful pods you get everywhere else. Small things, but they add up.

The location is what really sells it though. Ardentinny village is literally a five-minute walk down the hill – just a handful of houses and a pier where you can watch the occasional yacht or fishing boat drift by. If you’re driving up from the central belt, you’ll wind through some proper Scottish scenery on the A815, past Dunoon and along the loch. Fair warning: the roads get pretty narrow, but that’s half the adventure. During my stay in September, the mornings were dead quiet except for the water lapping and maybe some sheep chatting in the distance. By afternoon, you might hear families from the caravan park, but it never felt intrusive – more like a gentle reminder that life’s happening around you. The staff genuinely seem to love the place, which always makes a difference. Check-in was relaxed, parking’s easy enough, and they had solid recommendations for walking routes if you want to explore the Argyll Forest nearby. I mean, with a rating of 9 out of 10, they’re clearly doing something right, and after staying there, I get it completely.