Sea View, Thorness Bay

HOTEL OVERVIEW

You know what caught me off guard about Sea View? It’s actually tucked away on this quiet stretch of Thorness Lane where you’d never expect to find something this good. I mean, Porchfield isn’t exactly where most people think to look for a boutique hotel, but that’s sort of the whole point – you’re getting this incredible spot without the Cowes crowds or the Yarmouth tourist chaos.

The place doesn’t bother with official star ratings, which honestly makes sense once you see it. It’s got this relaxed, almost residential feel that would be weird to categorize alongside your typical chain hotels. The owners clearly know what they’re doing though – that 9.4 rating isn’t just for show. When I pulled up, there was plenty of parking (thank god, because finding a spot anywhere near the water on the Isle of Wight can be a nightmare in summer), and the whole property just feels… well, it feels like someone’s really nice house that happens to take guests. The kind of place where you can actually hear the water from your room, not just glimpse it between buildings.

What really gets me is how they’ve nailed that boutique thing without trying too hard. The rooms have character – proper character, not that fake shabby-chic stuff you see everywhere. And the location is honestly perfect if you want to explore but also escape. Thorness Bay itself is this lovely little pocket that most people drive right past on their way to the more famous bits of the island. You’re close enough to nip over to Cowes if you want the sailing scene (it’s maybe a 10-minute drive), but you can also just wander down to the shoreline and have it pretty much to yourself, especially in the mornings. I actually spent way more time just sitting by the water than I planned to – there’s something about the light over the Solent that hits different here.

The staff get it too, you know? They’re not hovering or pushing activities, but they clearly know the area inside and out. When I mentioned wanting to find decent walking routes that wouldn’t be packed with day-trippers, they pointed me toward some paths along the coast that I never would have found on my own. And check-in was refreshingly normal – no dramatic lobby experience, just friendly people who seemed genuinely happy to have you there.

Look, if you’re after a pool and room service and all that resort stuff, this probably isn’t your spot. But if you want somewhere that feels authentic and gives you a proper taste of island life without the tourist machinery – and I mean really gives you space to breathe – then Sea View hits that sweet spot perfectly. It’s the kind of place that makes you understand why people keep coming back to the Isle of Wight, beyond just the festival and the sailing weeks.